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Everyone who's been attacked by a mockingbird silently agrees: the dog probably deserved it. This design celebrates the mockingbird's absolute confidence and no-nonsense approach to protecting its territory. Painted in flag colors because even when defending their nest, these birds bleed Texas. The phrase \"YOUR DOG HAD IT COMING\" is delivered with the certainty of a bird that's never lost a fight and never plans to. 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