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★★★★★ 5.0 — Loved by Proud Texans (6 Reviews)
Uninvited T-Shirt
$29.99
$4.99 Flat Rate Shipping to all US (FREE over $75)
🤔 Quick Questions?
Q: How does it fit?
A: True to size. Check our size chart above.
Q: Will the print fade?
A: Nope! We use premium DTG printing. Follow wash instructions and it'll last years.
Q: How long until it arrives?
A: Ships within 7 days, arrives 2-5 days after. Total: 9-12 days max
Description
🐜 Where Fire Ants Establish Dominance
The Uninvited. Permanent. tee features a marching line of fire ants in detailed illustration, accompanied by the bold statement that captures the Texas fire ant reality. Simple, funny, and terrifyingly accurate.
✨ The Story Behind The Design: If you've lived in Texas for more than five minutes, you know about fire ants. They show up uninvited to your picnic, your backyard, your swimming pool—basically anywhere you're trying to enjoy yourself. And once they're there? They're permanent. Decades of attempts to eradicate them have proven one thing: fire ants aren't going anywhere. This design captures that truth with dark humor and beautiful illustration detail. The marching line of ants says it all: they're organized, they're unstoppable, and they're here to stay. It's the Texas wildlife truth nobody wants to acknowledge but everyone lives with.
🎯 Perfect For:
- Anyone who's been bitten by fire ants (so, everyone in Texas)
- People who appreciate dark, honest humor
- Texans who've accepted the fire ant reality
- Anyone who finds comedy in shared suffering
🎁 The Ultimate Texas Gift: For the long-term Texas resident, the outdoor enthusiast, or anyone who's learned to laugh at the tiny invaders they'll never fully defeat. Honest, funny, and painfully relatable Texas.
Details
👕 Premium Quality: Unisex Shirts made for Everybody
🧵 100% Super Soft Ring-Spun Cotton
Sport Grey & Heather Colors: Blend of Cotton & Polyester
📏 True-to-Size
🏷️ Pre-Shrunk Classic Crew Style
💦 Wash Inside Out for Best Results
🇺🇸 Proudly Printed, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA
Washing Instructions
Follow these steps and your shirt will last longer than a Texas road trip playlist!
- Wash and dry your tees inside out. Easy but crucial!
- Choose low temperatures and mild soaps.
- Resist the spin temptation. Extra spins do more harm than good.
- Air dry when possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight opponents like jeans and towels.
- Iron inside out and start with a lower heat. Prints and irons are not best friends.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
FREE SHIPPING on orders over $45!
Orders are typically shipping within 7 days of placing the order
Once shipped, allow 2-5 days for orders to be delivered
Returns
Our goal at State Twenty Eight is that you love your order. Please reach out to us if something isn’t right.
Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
No refunds will be issued after 30 days from the delivery date.
Please contact us at hello@statetwentyeight.store
Eligibility For a Refund
This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice
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Lone Star Questions
Where are you located ?
State Twenty Eight is proud to offer t-shirts printed right here in the USA. Every design is made with care and shipped from the United States to ensure fast delivery and high quality.
Will I get tracking for my order?
Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's exciting journey!
What materials do you use?
We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our products. The exact materials will vary depending on the item, but you'll find all the nitty-gritty details on each product page.